V. RESURRECTION TECHNOLOGY FACTORY
GOAL: So the dying can choose to be resurrected once a cure is found for whatever kills them. Come back and enjoy the dred-free fun new life.
This membership guarantees a numerical position in line to purchase a "members only" subscription for a "Resurrection Technology Return Package" w/member instructions.
Plus enjoy the privilege to beta test, volunteer for trials, get employed, or purchase preliminary resurrection technology products as they roll off the factory floor.
INITIAL PUBLIC OFFERING: The initial price of a membership is $250/year plus $25/month dues but these numbers can rise or fall at any time based on a combination of new member sign-ups and current members who resell their memberships to the highest bidder.
MEMBERSHIPS: Are like stocks on the NYSE or NASDAQ. Prospective members can wait for the membership cost to drop and buy it cheaper or watch it increase to $1000 or more and miss an opportunity.
FIXED FEES FOR LIFE: Your annual membership fees and monthly dues will never increase from the original amount as long as you're the original owner of the account.
EQUITY & BENEFITS: The lowest numbered memberships will always be more valuable than high numbered memberships because lower numbers are always first in line for all product offers. The value of memberships rise and fall according to demand.
Daily Updates On The Latest In The Resurrection Technology Industry:
July 20, 2017: CLONING A HUMAN HAS PROBABLY ALREADY BEEN DONE
July 21, 2017: IF YOU CAN CLONE DEAD COWS YOU CAN CLONE DEAD HUMANS
July 24, 2017: RESURRECTION KITS FOR THE LIVING AND THE DEAD
July 24, 2017: DNA TISSUE FREEZING SERVICE
Aug 1, 2017: GET FROZE TODAY UNTIL A CURE IS FOUND
Aug 18, 2017: DEAD DOG CELLS USED TO CLONE TWO PUPPIES
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